All Stuffed With Fluff
It took me 22 years to figure out that "Kanga and Little Roo" from the Disneyfied version of Winnie the Pooh equalled Kangaroo. My mom was thisclose to disowning me when I revealed my findings to her.
Misplaced Modifier
In my senior year of high school I wrote an essay about William Carlos Williams that contained this gem: "In summary, William Carlos Williams was a doctor who delivered more than 2,000 babies, a poet, a playwright, and an essayist." Must've been quite an obstetrics practice.
Banana Allen
I had a dream that I REALLY wanted to dress up like Woody Allen for Halloween, but I couldn't find appropriate glasses. I went to some kind of big box store where my friend from high school worked, and I shared my dilemma. She said she had just the thing, and through some sort of dream montage I ended up in a banana outfit complete with glasses. She said they couldn't be purchased separately, and I said I guessed I'd dress up like a banana for Halloween. WHAT? What could this MEAN?
It took me 22 years to figure out that "Kanga and Little Roo" from the Disneyfied version of Winnie the Pooh equalled Kangaroo. My mom was thisclose to disowning me when I revealed my findings to her.
Misplaced Modifier
In my senior year of high school I wrote an essay about William Carlos Williams that contained this gem: "In summary, William Carlos Williams was a doctor who delivered more than 2,000 babies, a poet, a playwright, and an essayist." Must've been quite an obstetrics practice.
Banana Allen
I had a dream that I REALLY wanted to dress up like Woody Allen for Halloween, but I couldn't find appropriate glasses. I went to some kind of big box store where my friend from high school worked, and I shared my dilemma. She said she had just the thing, and through some sort of dream montage I ended up in a banana outfit complete with glasses. She said they couldn't be purchased separately, and I said I guessed I'd dress up like a banana for Halloween. WHAT? What could this MEAN?
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