Why did I find Corn Pops on the floor of the shower this morning? More or less weird than when I find a pile of George's pens by the shampoo?
The Joys of Marriage
G has taken to wearing a knit cap to bed in protest of my turning the heat waaaaay down when we sleep. He subsequently refers to himself as Hatysik Man.
Fame Preceding Me
Actual line from an email from a friend: "Oh and I was walking down the street last night and a woman was yelling about meatball sandwiches. I turned hoping it was you but it wasn't."