"I felt like Snoop Dogg at the '95 Source Awards," said George, before looking at me in all sincerity and asking, "You know what I mean?" I did not.
One time a man in an elevator told me I had a "very specific haircut." This struck me as odd at the time, but I now realize it would have been odder had he told me I had a "very vague haircut."
Men seldom make passes...
I was walking through a park on my way to work and saw an old woman being pushed in a wheelchair across the way. This triggered Big Philosophical Thoughts about how we start life in a stroller and often end up there, too. By the time I reached her, I realized 1) that I didn't have my glasses on and 2) that the little old lady was, in reality, a tow-headed child of about 3.