Alix: I don’t know if Duke just doesn’t understand commands or if he’s willfully ignorant.
George: Oh, I forgot to tell you; I’m teaching him Spanish.
On our snow day, G and I decided to make a shower swap: I took two hot baths and he took zero showers. Win-win, amiright?
I was talking to my mom on the phone this week and she went on a rant about a series of bad haircuts that she got. In middle school. By a “barber named Mr. George.” Something tells me I was born into the right family.