I turned on an episode of SVU this afternoon and G asked: " Where's Michaela Nowitski?" Uuuuh, Mariska Hargitay? "Oh, I guess I was confusing her name with one of the Obama girls and the center for the Dallas Mavericks." Let's just put aside the fact that it's MALIA, not Michaela, and focus on the rest of the absurdity of this. It's almost as good as Norbett Poppincock (aka Benedict Cumberbatch).
A Little Better, A Little Worse
Sometimes, for giggles, I pop onto Google Ads to see what demographic categories the search engine puts me into in order to serve up the ads it thinks I'll find most relevant. (Really, you should try it sometime, it's hilaaaaarious.) For YEARS, it had me pegged as a middle-aged man (waaa) interested in Finance and International News (I wish I was that fancy), but SOMEHOW, and for the first time ever, I am now listed as a female, 25 -34. Hooray! HOWEVER, it also lists me interested in: Bicycles, Reggaeton, and East Asian Music. And Fitness. Trust me, it'd be way more rational to assume I was a middle-aged man.
I'll be There for You
I am SO excited that all 10 seasons of Friends are now on Netflix. Even though I own them all on DVD. The reason? That I no longer have to get up from the couch and put IN said DVD. I'm that lazy.