(Can you tell I've been keeping up on practicing my French? BAM.) I saw this video on the news this past week and freaked out. Now I get sniffly every time I think about it. TURTLE FRIENDS!!! Weep.
'Tis the VHSeason
Yes, yes, non turtle friends. It's that magical time of year when George drags my VCR (Precisely HOW old am I?) out of the basement so we can watch his VHS tape (Precisely how old is HE?) of Home Alone. KEVINNNNNN!! Are we a match or what?
Santa Claus is Coming to Town
Wait. I might take back that match thing. I need you all to settle a little score. George thinks that Springsteen's "Santa Claus is Coming to Town" is one of the greatest Christmas songs of all time. I think it's one of the worst. (I mean, what's up with that guy's voice. Has he been gargling rock salt? Does he have a hernia?) What do YOU think? Help us out and tell us in the comments below!